waxing lyrical waxers

Accompanying a friend for her Brazilian wax made me realise something.

I cannot work as a Brazilian Waxer.

Why? Now this gets really hilarious.

Because I am lesbian. All together now... ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

For one, imagine, if I were to wax every lady's nether regions, there wouldn't be much of an element of surprise or even privilege anymore, for myself.

Or would it? Since, you know, falling in love and all is always something new. This shouldn't matter. Leave this for further less silly thoughts.

Still, I imagine ignorant ladies who ask for my waxing services would be freaked out if they knew I was a lesbian.

Like "Oh my goodness!!! She's a lesbian!!! What if she likes my... and decides to do something silly??!!?? Aahhhhhhhh!!!!" (Disclaimer: for maximum effect, please put both hands on both sides of your cheeks and squeal this particular phrase out. Then scream and run.)

I know it's a silly thought, but well, you know, sitting at the receptionist for fifteen minutes while the friend goes for a painful brazilian wax, random thoughts will just start flowing.

And this is such a silly thought I just had to put it down in words.

So. List of jobs that I should not and can not and do not want to work as:

1. Brazailian Waxer.

And that, is all that I have to share, this Christmas season.

And I, am taking things one day at a time.